woo all 2 of my readers can celebrate with this new classic quote via Who Ate All The Pies.
Staff at Old Trafford have told the pacy Portuguese to cut back on his intake of pies before he begins to put on weight. Ronaldo said: "I dated a girl from Manchester and she showed me that steak pies and chips are very good. But I have to be careful. the club do not want me to eat too much of this food as it would not be good for my game. They have told me they do not want me gaining any extra weight."
I could not stop laughing at this.
Northerners will always lead you astray a fact to which yours truly can attest.