Well, I suppose that's true. (Funny pictures)

This is from Matt S. who for some reason was watching this horrendous MLS bullshit. Never let it be said that Fox doesn't love America

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Labels: Fox Soccer Channel, MLS, not wasting my 600 bux on that shit, Propoganda, Republicans
Intertoto Cup
Is needlessly confusing
Eleven winners
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Labels: haiku, Intertoto Cup, Things Man United Fans wouldn't do, Things that make me laugh
I love watching Sky for these kinds of things
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Labels: John Arne Riise, Liverpool FC, Norway, Skysports
HICKS WARNED TO STAY AWAY
Merseyside Police have advised the Liverpool co-owner to avoid tonight's Champions League semi-final first leg against Chelsea because of fears for his safety. "Advice was given to the club based on a standard ongoing risk assessment," a police spokeswoman said. "The safety of all those attending has been considered." The club still expect Hicks to attend. Well, he'd be mad to miss a European Cup tie at Anfield.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/european_football/article3797374.ece
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Labels: Champion's League, emails, Hicks Out, Liverpool FC, Things that make me laugh

David Weir and Gary Caldwell were both suspended for being children last night at the final whistle after Longnamed mutha fucka Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink scored in stoppage time to give Celtic a 2-1 victory over the Huns.
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Labels: Celtic, football violence, Old Firm, Things that make me laugh
Manchester City’s worst fears were confirmed yesterday when Thaksin Shinawatra, the Barclays Premier League club’s controversial owner, said that he is considering the possibility of sacking Sven-Göran Eriksson at the end of the season. Eriksson has done an impressive job since taking over as City manager last July, but despite strong denials from the club, there have been suspicions for some weeks that the Swede’s job is under threat.
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Labels: Manchester City, Shut Up Thai Baby Rapist, Things that make me laugh
Gillett offers Parry Support
Liverpool's co-owner George Gillett has thrown his support behind Rick Parry in the wake of Tom Hicks' call for the chief executive to resign.
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Labels: George Gillett, Hicks Out, Ideas to Blow up in one's Face, Liverpool FC, Things that make me laugh, Tom Hicks
THE NOMINEES
Players' Player of the Year
Emmanuel Adebayor (Arsenal)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd)
Fernando Torres (Liverpool)
David James (Portsmouth)
Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)
Young Player of the Year
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd)
Fernando Torres (Liverpool)
Ashley Young (Aston Villa)
Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
Micah Richards (Man City)
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Labels: Cristiano Ronaldo, David James, Fernando Torres, pfa player of the year, Things that make me laugh, things that scare children at night
Hicks is believed to be unhappy with Parry's ability to run the club. His main concerns are supposedly that Parry is slow and unresponsive when dealing with manager Rafa Benitez and the signing of players, and that he is disrespectful to fans, particularly over tickets for last season's Champions League final.
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Labels: Liverpool FC, Things that make me laugh, Tom Hicks, WTF
I have been reading a lot about Karren Brady lately, and I want to be like her when I grow up even though she's only 10 years older than me which makes me past it.
Also, I've moved house and my computer died but I'm settled and bought a new computer. Back to regularly scheduled bullshit now!
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Labels: admin stuff, Birmingham City, Karren Brady
apparently when your computer starts smoking this is even worse than when you start smoking as it signals the end of a computer quicker than you'll get lung cancer.
my computer is dead and I have to keep my nose clean at work.
Fear not, I've ordered a new computer but until then.. umm clean your room!
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Labels: admin stuff
Having little to do with the 39th game of course but...
On Scarves and Fan Loyalty
Some guy's girlfriend knitted him a scarf and it was Red and White which he is associating with Arsenal.
When I first started following the Premier League last season, I chose Reading, because they were getting into the Premier League for the very first time, just like I was, and they seemed like just the sort of plucky underdog worth backing. However, Reading has dropped into the relegation zone this month, and after seeing their dire form lately, I’m starting to wonder if I’m going to have a Premier League club to support next August.
All the while, this red and white scarf seems to be calling out to me. “Come join us, neophyte. Leave your little underdogs behind. Do you really want a life full of relegation battles and Coca-Cola Championship playoffs? Of course, you don’t. Come root for a real winner.”
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Former England midfield player Paul Gascoigne is being held under the Mental Health Act, a police source said on Thursday.
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Labels: Footballers behaving badly, gazza, mental issues
Benitez - Europe is simpler
Reds boss finds Premier League tougher than Champions League
Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has admitted that he finds Premier League fixtures more problematic than UEFA Champions League encounters.
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Labels: Liverpool FC, Oh Rafa, Things that make me laugh
This from the Offside
40 oil drums were scattered across the playing surface as fans and groundstaff burned wood and coal in a valiant attempt to soften up the playing surface so the game against Notts County could go ahead.
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Labels: League Two, Rochdale, Things Man United Fans wouldn't do
I only caught the second half of two champions' league matches yesterday.
Olypiacos v Chelsea -- YAWNNNNNN There were so few chances during this game, that at one point I just stopped watching it and only looked when the Chelsea fan sat accross from me made some sort of reaction. That barely happened.
Liverpool v Inter -- A lot of people are giving Liverpool a lot of credit today. The truth of the matter is they still have one tactic and have done for the past couple yester: "Wait til the 89th minute when Stevie G will knick us something after running around like an idiot". Of course they'll win the European cup.
Who Ate All the Pies has a rundown on who should be kept and who chucked at Liverpool over the summer. I agree 99% (I think Masch is a lot better than Anderson for example)
I wish I watched Roma that looked like a good match.
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Labels: Champions League, CSKA Chelski, Liverpool FC, Teams that will surely beat Liverpool
Anti-Semitic death threats have been sent to Chelsea football boss Avram Grant, in a package containing a mysterious powder, police said.
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Labels: CSKA Chelski, Jews, Racist
I've never seen three more boring stories back to back to back (and the 4th on the bottom isn't terribly exciting either). Together their horrendous boredom is almost exciting.
Yes, as you can see from the picture, I use google reader to keep up with all of the blogs on the right and some of the major news websites.
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Labels: things that make me yawn
Just a quick FYI boys, read Pitch Invasion's scarily realistic proposal of the 39th game being a playoff round.
It makes sense in one way that it wouldn't be ruining the league and making it unfair, but it reeks of American sports so no one would like it even if it is the least assy way to have matches abroad.
I am against matches being played outside of England (well and Wales) by the way. I live in the US, but I realize that the club I love is ENGLISH. Maybe because I've actually lived in and have ties to Manchester that I don't have this ridiculous sense of entitlement that I've seen people living in the US have around these interwebs. I've seen people say "you don't realize your club belongs to the WORLD now" and "well there are fans here too!" and that's just a load of bullshit.
The other thing I really don't understand is for the most part, association football fans in the US tend to be latte liberals: middle class and upper middle class white (and asian) types with enough money to at least save up for a trip once a year. January flights to the UK from the US are pretty cheap and if you've not noticed there's a metric fuckload of fixtures in January. You just have no right to other people's heritage and take it away from them.
The other explanation could be because most American are United fans and therefore have their head and their rectum in reverse positions than the rest of us.
ps, boys the picture of my teets is gone to be replaced by my only friend. soz
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Labels: 39th Game, Ideas to Blow up in one's Face, rants
Sky Sports | Football | News | Robson leaves Blades
Bryan Robson has left Sheffield United after turning down the opportunity to become a director of football, with Kevin Blackwell named as his successor.
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Labels: Championship, England, Sheffield United, Things that make me laugh
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Labels: SWP is short get it, Things that make me laugh, You tube
I am guessing by this picture that Norway is like France and you can't have alcoholic beverages on your kit. I'm just laughing because Norwegians love their alcoholic beverages if the guys down the pub are any indication. Also, I am not paying attention to the Tippeligaen since IK Start was relegated.
ps I swore i was making posts but they're not here nor in my drafts :( must look in another blog
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Labels: Everton, Norway, Norwegian Tippeligaen, pictures